1-800-632-9316

Hi, I am the original wild child

who began experimenting with girls and boys in the eighth grade.

It was real easy to persuade
the boys to have cum shooting contests behind my father's garage. After all, my girlfriends and I were super targets.

I got thrown out of catholic school when the principle found out why we called the top three cum shooters "win, show and place."

Hey, you, be a winner, show me what you got, and I'll tell you where you can place it.

I still have my school uniform and wear it for one of my neighbors.

It was also a big hit at the class reunion that I crashed.

That was one hot party.

I tried to become a professional
football cheerleader but didn't make it.

I kept limber by raising my
leg well over my head, and leaving pussy prints on full length mirrors, in different "friends" places.